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It’s only a couple of days away from Christmas, and that means that you get to see what naughty Santa is bringing you this year soon! But before you take what he gives, before you fully COMES down your chimney on December 25th, you can prep yourself first. When you buy adult sex toys online this holiday season, you can ready yourself for the extra treat he’ll leave in your stocking on Christmas Eve. Whether it be some creamy eggnog or an extra hard tree, you can build your excitement for whatever Santa brings you by doing a little bit of research and prep. If you have a virgin ass, you may need to buy an anal toy with a little bit of giving to it or a smaller toy that you can wrap your cheeks around more easily.
If you’re a hardcore dirty ass slut, maybe you need a full 12-inch dildo to slide all the way down on in order to get your fix. Whatever the case may be, you can get yourself ready for the holidays with an extra special sex toy if you make sure you’ve made it onto Santa’s list!
If your partner is into BDSM, you can be his or her naughty Santa and buy bondage toys suited to both of your kinks and needs in the dungeon. If you leave some milk and cookies by the chimney for Santa when he slides down, he just might take you off the hook. But if you are extra naughty and don’t leave him anything, he’ll be sure to ransack you with a ball gag and some whips and chains, to put you in your place.
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We’ve all been a little bit naughty this year. Get on Santa’s good side, even if you’ve been a naughty boy or girl, by stretching your hole for Him on Christmas day. When you buy bondage toys, you can prep yourself for whatever naughty Santa wants to give you. If you’ve been a good boy or girl, you just might be what you want. If you’ve been bad: even better. Let him punish you until he gets his nut this Christmas with anal and bondage toys that would make Mrs. Claus blush on the coldest day of the year.